For fans of the Netflix series: Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt check out these show inspired year 12 jersey nickname ideas.

For those who haven’t seen it it’s a comedy show, produced by Tina Fey, it centres around Kimmy Schmidt a girl who was abducted and kept in an underground bunker for 15 years in a cult, she and the other ladies get rescued and then Kimmy moves to New York to start her new life. Yeah I know it sounds odd, but this show is strangely mesmerising. I’m not entirely sure what is going on half the time and nothing that anyone says makes much sense, but the second I start watching it my mind goes into this odd calm/meditative state because everything is just so weird my brain needs to be in a focused/zen state to comprehend anything. It’s strangely hypnotic/therapeutic – what do you think?

  • #StrongAsHell
  • #Strong
  • #Strength
  • #Unbreakable
  • #Alive
  • #Miracle
  • #Girl
  • #GirlPower – I feel like there are a lot of girl power messages in this show, at least I think there are…?
  • Titus Andromedon – Kimmy’s roommate, never grew out of the 90s, wanna be actor
  • #Lemonade – Titus redoes Beyonce’s Lemonade when he finds out his boyfriend is cheating on him
  • #Actor
  • #Singer
  • #Performer
  • Titus also has many nicknames for Kimmy, these are the ones that make sense:
    • Kimbecile
    • Kimbert
    • Girlfrenemy
    • Diva
    • Kimpanzee
    • Lil Kim
    • Kimberlake
    • Kimillionaire
    • Kimbrella
    • Kimstagram
    • Kimothy
    • Carrot Top – she’s a red head
    • Ariel
  • Run Lillian! – what their neighbour says to herself repeatedly
  • Run ‘your name’!
  • Jacqueline Voorhes – Kimmy’s first employer, super rich, divorces husband, finds new rich husband (that bold guy who is in like everything), originally from the Sioux Native American tribe
  • Mrs Voorhes
  • Mrs ‘last name of an actor/actress you love’
  • Mr ‘last name of an actor/actress you love’
  • My $$$
  • #$$$ is life
  • Iktomi – a legend about a spider-trickster spirit from Lakota mythology

So yeah if you’re looking for something chill to binge watch on Netflix between studying this is your show… on second thought it really is terrible don’t watch it. To order your Unbreakable year 12 jersey contact us today!